Plurk withdrawal symptoms

How do you know if you'll have Plurk withdrawal symptoms (aka you're a Plurk addict)?, here a test for knowing you're a victims or not.

Plurk Withdrawal Syndrome Self-test kit:

1. checking Plurk is first thing you do in the morning (for some of us, even before we brush our teeth, and for others, even before we log on to our work email at the office)
2. you have the Plurk window open for the longest period of time (aka all the time, and in fact, it's your browser homepage!)
3. you feel sad when the karma arrow is pointing down
4. you are sensitive to the word "karma"
5. you become irritable when Plurk is down
6. you curse and swear when Plurk is down for maintenance
7. you feel lost (and for some, constipated) when you can't Plurk
8. you start typing Plurk emoticons in your SMSes / MSN / YM /FB msgs
   

and... the result is.. i do!

i'm absolutely the victims of Plurk withdrawal symptoms ;'(,